Hemorrhoids, Farts and Detox
Oh My, The Digestive Tract Made Ridiculously Simple 🙂
Twice in my life I bought a book by its cover: “Fart Proudly” by Ben Franklin and “How To Completely Get Rid of Hemorrhoids, Naturally - A Permanent Cure” by Stan Shepherd.
Ben Franklin’s Fart Proudly book is a collection of short stories. The first story, Fart Proudly, was from an article Ben Franklin wrote for a newspaper as a joke, because Ben Franklin, a US founding father, had a sense of humor. I can relate to that, maybe you too, who knows.
Stan Shepherd’s book is not a joke and I attest to its legitimacy of getting rid of hemorrhoids. Cayenne pepper baby, in water, frickin works! Who knew?
Hemorrhoids
A web search gives this definition of hemorrhoids:
Hemorrhoids are swollen, inflamed veins in and around the anus and lower rectum that can cause pain when pooping. There are two types of hemorrhoids: prolapsed hemorrhoids, which appear as moist bumps that are pinker than the surrounding area and usually go back inside on their own or can be gently pushed back into place.
If you’re a hemorrhoid sufferer, as I have been for probably around 30 years, you may find the following information very useful. When I saw a book called How To Completely Get Rid of Hemorrhoids, Naturally - A Permanent Cure, that cost a mere $6.95, the cost and subject piqued my curiosity, so I got the book and tried it. This book is only 30 pages and simple to read.
https://cayennepepper.info/cayenne-pepper-hemorrhoid-aid.html
Here is the money paragraph, that, along with the website above, is all you really need to know:
The website that I am referring to suggested adding ground cayenne pepper in a glass of water daily, and drinking it down first thing in the morning before breakfast and also multiples times during the day. The recommended dosage was a teaspoon of cayenne pepper to a glass of water.
It works! I was astonished at how effective this worked. Within a few days of following this plan, first thing in the morning a glass of water with cayenne pepper mixed in. As is my custom, I usually drink a cup (pot) of coffee first, and then water with cayenne pepper - seasoned to taste… :)
The mechanism of how cayenne pepper helps is that it irritates the mucosal lining within the intestines and that helps stagnate poop to move along, thereby reducing pressure on the digestive tract and system.
An improper diet is typically the cause of hemorrhoids, but that’s a post for a later time.
Fart Proudly
As I recall from reading Ben Franklin’s “Fart Proudly” short story, it was about modifying wine, an additive to wine, such that it resulted in a pleasing odor to one’s fart. It was meant as a gag and a humorous gag in my opinion. However…
Currently, though, there are psychopaths in the world, like Bill Gates, that are fucking with our food supply and idiotically telling us to eat bugs. Do not eat bugs, do not comply. Greg Reese is one of many that are warning us of our food supply getting fucked with. The East Palestine, Ohio, train crash is one of many examples of food sources getting fucked with. Our food supply is a serious subject! The mRNA Vaccine Diet.
tomrenz.substack.com/p/stopping-vaccines-in-food-only-1
A discussion on nutrition is beyond the scope of this post. Briefly though, the three primary macro nutrients are carbohydrates (fruits & vegetables), proteins (meat) and fats. Micro nutrients are vitamins and minerals.
Stinky farts mostly come from cheap luncheon meats (protein), like sausage or bologna. Beans and eggs are a known fart source ingredient. Farts is mostly methane gas, which according to the great Alexandra Ocasio Cortez (AOC), former bar waitress, faults cow farts as a source of “Climate Change” (seriously, what the hell is wrong with these people?).
Skydivers wear an altimeter which measures air pressure, and hence altitude. The higher up you go, the lower air pressure becomes. The lower air pressure becomes, the higher the gas volume expands. The higher the gas volume expands, the more pressure applied to over tax your anal sphincter. The overtaxed anal sphincter gives in to the pressure, and well, farts! Usually a stinky silent type fart 🙂. All experienced skydivers learn about this effect and learns about Boyle’s law (PV = nRT) that describes the relationship between pressure and volume of gas.
FWIW, the three rules of skydiving are: pull, pull at altitude and pull stable. Obviously, the key action is PULL! Standard, or typical altitude is 13,500 feet, which is around two and a half miles up. FAA requires oxygen supplement for higher altitudes. Pull altitude is 3,000 feet for a class A license (USPA, United States Parachute Association), class B & C is 2,500 feet, and class D is 2,000 feet. Since there is an obvious time constraint in free fall, rapid calculations are valuable. Once exiting the aircraft, it takes around 10 seconds to accelerate to the 1st 1,000 feet and then terminal velocity kicks in. Once moving at a constant speed of terminal velocity, about 120mph, each 1,000 feet is traversed every 6 seconds. I have a C license (C-26195) and close to 800 jumps. Strange as this may sound, I started out trying to learn how to fly an airplane, but would get skittish trying to land it. I thought maybe if I skydived it would resolve my skittishness. Well, it didn’t, because it turns out, for me anyway, that skydiving is way more fun than flying an airplane - go figure. My early Skydive videos.
The original Pull my finger… Michelangelo’s painting of Sistine Chapel Ceiling.
Dave Martin Butterfly on leaky gut syndrome.
From Dante’s Inferno Cato 21 translated by Anthony Esolen:
…
And he to me “You mustn’t be afraid.
Let them go grit their teeth if they think best.
They do it for the boiled meat in the pitch.”
Then the platoon turned sharp left on the bank,
but first they’d stuck their tongues between their teeth
and blown it at their sergeant for a sign,
And he made a bugle of his arse.
Detox
The following web site presents Stanley Burroughs “The Master Cleanser” or “The Lemonade Diet” the cleanser diet:
https://defendyourhealthcare.us/all-about-stanley-burroughs
I have done this fasting style diet a number of times and can attest to its valuable usefulness. A few times I’ve gone 14 or 15 days on this diet that helps flush out, for lack of a better description, unnecessary gunk. For me, the hardest part is that I got bored on this diet and craved “regular” food. Couple of warnings are in order before you attempt this diet. You will poop a lot, black, foul, tarry, liquid stinky poop. I’m not trying to be funny, I’m trying to warn you. After 7, 8 or 9 days your sense of smell will become remarkably acute. You will want to gently go back to regular food. Oranges are recommended to begin with, but also mostly only vegetables initially.
The following comes directly from Stanley Burroughs’ "Healing for the Age of Enlightenment.”
Purpose:
To dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of your body.
To cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system.
To purify the glands and cells throughout the entire body.
To eliminate all unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles.
To relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries, and blood vessels.
To build a healthy blood stream.
To keep youth and elasticity regardless of our years.
When to use it:
When sickness has developed - for all acute and chronic conditions.
When the digestive system needs a rest and a cleansing.
When overweight has become a problem.
When better assimilation and building of the body tissue is needed.
And How Often?
Follow the diet for a minimum of 10 days or more - up to 40 days and beyond may be safely followed for extremely serious cases. The diet has all the nutrition needed during this time. Three to four times a year will do wonders for keeping the Body in a normal healthy condition. The diet may be undertaken more frequently for serious conditions.
How to Make It:
2 Tbsp lemon or lime juice (aprox. 1/2 lemon).
2 Tbsp genuine maple syrup (not maple flavored sugar syrup).
1/10 Tsp cayenne pepper (red pepper) or to taste.
Water, medium hot, 10 oz (spring or purified water).
… Here’s how I make it. Cut a lemon in half and squeeze the juice into a cup. Add about the same amount of real maple syrup. Directions recommend grade B maple syrup, but I’ve never been able to find grade B, all is grade A only. Guesstimate how much cayenne pepper to add. Add 12 to 16 ounce of room temperature water (I don’t use tap water) and stir. I make a couple of quarts at a time and drink as I feel. I also drink water by itself only, maybe half and half. In a day I guess I drink 1 to 2 quarts of the lemonade DIY drink. There’s no hard set rules on this. However, no FOOD! Drink only this drink. It will surprise you how much energy you still have, because the maple syrup provides glucose for energy and the lemon juice provides the vitamin C. The cayenne pepper helps irritate the mucus membrane within the colon, and the water is a solvent.
You may want to try smooth move tea as a laxative. I use smooth move tea in the morning instead of coffee.
Not everybody is pleased with Stanley Burroughs lemonade diet, especially MEDICAL DOCTORS. I think the reason why is that it cuts into their access to patients. I’m a bit tainted with medical doctors anyway, because as a chiropractor, medical doctors had historically had chiropractors arrested for “practicing medicine without a license.” So, I’m a bit suspicious of the lawsuit listed on the website below.
Also, this website below, offers risks and benefits to the lemonade diet.
https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/master-cleanse-diet-pros-cons-benefits-and-risks-how-to-do-it
https://mueslifusion.com/stanley-burroughs-master-cleanse-history-and-controversy/
Dr. Lee Merritt is one of my favorite doc to listen to and has a related detox story in regards to “parasites.” Check out:
Heavy metal detox, vaccine injuries and injuries from 5G EMF are issues that will become important consideration. This is outside the scope of this post.
In the event you get prescribed antibiotics, what doctors often neglect to tell you is to eat probiotics, such as yogurt, to reestablish healthy gut bacteria and microbiome.
Anatomy Digestive
Think of the digestive tract as a long continuous water hose. At one end is the mouth (teeth, tongue) and two pipes, the wind pipe, trachea is in the front, used for breathing. The other pipe is the esophagus, a pipe to transfer nutrients, food, from mouth to stomach, from stomach to small intestine, from small intestine to large intestine, and from there to the outside world - usually to the toilet bowl. Thank your anal sphincter, a ring like muscle under conscious control, for literally keeping your poop from leaking out. A way of literally keeping your shit together if you will.
Mouth → Esophagus → Stomach → Small Intestine → Large Intestine → Asshole. 🙂
The uvula is that funny punching bag looking thing hanging down. Its primary purpose is to prevent food and liquid from entering your nasal cavity when you swallow, as well as triggering your gag reflex should a large piece of food or foreign object get to your throat. It is composed of connective tissue containing racemose and serous glands. The tonsils are part of the immune system.
The esophagus (pipe) an 8-inch muscular tube that connects the throat (pharynx) which pierces the diaphragm to insert into the stomach. A hiatal hernia is when part of the stomach material protrudes through the diaphragm, causing what people often refer to as heart burn.
The stomach lining contains muscular folds called rugae. The stomach releases enzymes and acid to help digest food. The stomach contracts and churns, turning stomach contents into a partially digested substance called chyme. Chyme passes from the stomach through the pyloric sphincter into the small intestine where it is further digested.
The stomach and pancreas reside on the left side of the body underneath the diaphragm, whereas the liver and gallbladder resides on the right side of the body underneath the diaphragm. The diaphragm, a muscle used for breathing, separates the abdominal cavity from the chest cavity. Of course, as everyone knows, the heart and lungs reside within the chest cavity.
The small intestine (small bowel) is about 20 feet long and about an inch in diameter, and is divided into 3 sections: duodenum, jejunum and ileum.
The pancreas inserts at the proximal duodenal site and secretes insulin. Insulin provides a mechanism for cells to uptake glucose, a necessary aspect to provide energy. Type I diabetes is when the pancreas is insufficient to provide the necessary amount of insulin. Type II diabetes, by far the most common, is when the cells develop resistance to glucose uptake.
The gallbladder also inserts at the duodenal site to provide bile. Bile is used to emulsify fat. The gallbladder is underneath the liver.
The job of the small intestines is to absorb most of the nutrients from what we eat and drink. Most absorption of nutrients and water happen in the intestines which also include the large intestine.
The small intestine connects to the large intestine around the lower right side of the abdomen. The appendix is part of the immune system and is located near the small intestine to large intestine insertion site. A burst appendix is extremely dangerous and not compatible with life.
The large intestine (colon or large bowel) is about 5 feet long and about 3 inches in diameter. The large intestine has 4 sections, ascending colon on the right, transverse colon going across, descending colon is in the left, and finally the sigmoid colon, named for its S shape, is the end of the large intestine
The mesentery is an organ that attaches the intestines to the posterior abdominal wall in humans and is formed by the double fold of peritoneum. It helps in storing fat and allowing blood vessels, lymphatics, and nerves to supply the intestines, among other functions. It is where the nutrients that you eat gets into the blood supply.
The omentum covers over the the intestine and sort of looks like an apron over it.
https://www.healthline.com/health/mesentery#What-is-the-mesentery?
An esoteric viewpoint:
Nice post mate!
Any capsaicin from hot peppers works like a charm. But cayenne peppers are not too strong and not too weak, so theyre ideal. Especially for all zodiac-earth signs.
Capsaicin raises oxygen in organs which it touches, by 300%. And then those organs start to function like never before. And hot peppers are full of c-vitamin too. Supposedly cells react like they are under a sort of attack so they defend themselves by raising oxygen intake.
I've been using liquid cayenne concentrate for a long time. Just a few drops in a glass of water really packs a punch. I currently use Dr. Christopher's Hot Cayenne, available on Amazon.